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Candidate Available

Elliott Pearl is available for a non-tenure-track position at the level of assistant professor in a Department of Mathematics, effective not before August 15, 1999. It is assumed that the employer is looking for a candidate with a Ph.D. and two years of post-doctoral employment, specializing in the field of General Topology. Elliott Pearl has a strong commitment to research excellence, although he has not yet gotten around to doing anything about it. Elliott Pearl has a strong record of indifference to undergraduate teaching. Elliott Pearl is not willing to use technology in the classroom. Elliott Pearl is a large, culturally diverse individual located in southeastern Ontario. Elliott Pearl is not nuts.

Positions will be reviewed from January 31, 1999 until a suitable employer is selected. There is no closing date for offers of employment. Interested search committee members should send an offer of employment, including three local calendars of cultural events to:

Elliott Pearl
pearl@eurekanet.com

Elliott Pearl is committed to a policy of Employment Equity: employers considering any other candidates from any historically persecuted group are discouraged from considering Elliott Pearl for that position. Search committee members who have been pulled out of burning bulidings by Elliott Pearl are particularly encouraged to offer.

Statement of teaching philosophy

Please visit our homepage for further details about the individual - http://www.math.yorku.ca/Who/Grads/pearl

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Posted: December 13, 1998.