Disclaimer

1. Any apparent similarity to real persons is not intended by the author and is either a coincidence or the product of your own troubled imagination.
2. Any similarity between someone living, dead, or anywhere in between those two points, and someone in a satirical story in ******** is purely coincidental. Unless of course it's not.
3. All events, taglines, and ratonalizations are fictional. Any relationship between rhetoric and reality is entirely coincidental.